Anybody got some singles?

Anybody with a wad of 1's can see Brandi Hawbaker's A cups close and personal. Tart of the month (by tart I mean C.B.) Brandi Hawbaker has found a new career path to fund her diminishing bankroll.

The thread that introduced Brandi to the NWP community had some incredible foresight with the title "Crazy Stripper". The title was the only correct peek in the future as posters were making excellent reads such as "she seems normal" and Kung Fu'ing some fortune cookie philosophy such as "One tit does not a stripper make." Yeah, good call fellas.

Fast forward to 4 months later the former WPT chip leader is now a current Pole Dancer and yes that is literal. A couple days ago Micon said he got a txt from her saying she is now a "dancer" at the Rhino in Vegas. Later in the thread Brandi came on and said she no showed due to nerves. People actually thought she backed out and didn't think anymore about it until a trip report from NWP Pro (yeah big suprise) icfishies.

Long winded post, however, the only thing you need to know is she got drunk and decided to go, gave a lapdance to icfishies then suprise suprise bit the ever loving fuck out of him. She declared she "likes to hurt and be hurt"...yeah I shat myself. Oh and he didn't close the deal. We're going to convene at 10pm CST to discuss icfishies man card status.

In other news Aaron "GambleAB" Bartley is now doing Geico commercials



and 98d makes Jennicide's nipples hard. True story.

We've got BUSH!

If the David Williams thread was my wife I'd cheat on it with this thread.

While TwoPlusTwo sips on some haterade Dustin neverwin Woolf grabbed his cam, drove 4 hours and did his best Takashi impersonation.



While the typical poster droned on about this being an elaborate hoax, Dustin was on his way to score some freshly shaved (and bat shit crazy) vag for all of the poker community to see.

There now is a picture with Micon claiming to be Brandi Hawbaker's shocker zone, however, there is no face shot. Personally I think this is just the beginning, no way in the world Dustin drove 4 fucking hours across the Nevada desert to get one fuzzy shot. Ole' boy better have closed the deal. Micon said there was a 70/30 chance of some "video" happening.

This wouldn't be a typical NWP scandal if many subplots weren't involved. The pictures lead to a first and last time in history that the sentence was ever uttered by a woman about Bryan "the icon" Micon:

"But, the best part is, she gets to continue "craving" my husband, and I get to do whatever I want to him each and every day." - Mrs Micon.

Yes, this thread lead Erin Micon to come out of lurking to make a reply or two that lead to my so far favorite quote of the year:

"I know all about this very, very crazy (and I can call her that because I am a licensed psychotherapist as you all know from previous posts) Brandi girl."

Yeah Erin, it takes a licensed psychoTHErapist to know that Brandi is nuts.

Without further adieu I bring you Brandi "bringing penis back" Hawbaker's baby maker:



Gives all kinds of captioning possibilities to this photo:



UPDATE!!
Dustin did not take that vag pic:

"yeah i got stuck in a game at commerce was down 41k had 4k left with me, but then i ran it up to 75k and just got home, yes money more important than whores, but maybe ill make a stop in vegas on the way back instead" - A non stuck neverwin